When I graduated from Caption Writing school, they told me to be ready for anything out there. Get ready for the magic.
“This dragon compass, clever in its simplicity, has been deftly rendered in a style evocative of the runic adornments of Scandinavian seagoing adventurers. Wearing it is certain to summon ancient genetic dreams of Blood and Thunder and Saltwater Spray. This is a tattoo NOT for the faint of heart, nor the flimsy of backbone.”